Dorky Dog

I recently purchased dog food at Sam's Club for my beast. The bag I buy is a 55lb bag (yeah, LOVE carrying that thing!) and I store the kibble in a plastic storage bin. I was trying to awkwardly pour the bag into the bin, and as always, managed to spill a good amount of it on the floor. I was sweeping it up into a pile so I could put it into the bin (I just finished washing and mopping the floor, I promise) and suddenly Dorky Dog is right at my side, wanting to eat the spilled kibble. He's such a weirdo!! Of course, his dish was full, since I just filled it, but he wasn't the least bit interested in that. He wanted what was spilled on the floor, probably because he thought it was people food. We have a bad habit of calling him over whenever something hits the ground so he can eat it. He's better than a vacuum or a broom, that's for sure.

Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog! ---unknown