ChiTown Girl: Email of the Day

Friday, April 30, 2010

Email of the Day

This one made me say, "Ewwww!"

How do you know your butt smells?

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Ok, yeah, I know this is just childish and immature, but hey, that's what happens when you spend 90% of your time with 5 year-olds!

7 comments:

Little Chef On The Prairie said...: Ha ha!!! That was funny!!!

Ok...to answer your video questions (I plan on working up an official response to her video at some point)....

I wanted to post the video because there are people out there who have had a really rough go of it. Early out, I did have issues with things I couldn't eat, but I attribute that to having my digestive system completely rewired.

Now, I virtually no issues whatsoever. I don't eat much fried food at all. This is a huge blessing to me, as I used to eat McDonalds twice a day. I do get queasy feeling easy with certain smells (HH cannot bring McDonalds/Taco Bell into the house or eat it in the car with me because it really gets to me that easily). I have always had queasy feelings towards certain things (like watermelon gum)!

I do protein shakes rarely, but if I am not in the mood to eat much on a particular day I will do them. I have found a brand that tastes very close to Kool-Aide, so it isn't a biggie. Early out I did have to do protein supplements because I could not eat enough protein to get what I needed daily. If I were to choose to get really involved in exercise, I would have to up my protein a bit, and the easiest way to do that would be through shakes. I have not had protein malnutrition like Lori. (I've not heard of many who have had this with the DS.)

I am hard core on my lab reports. I get them done three times a year, although I don't have to have them done as frequently now since I am further out. I use the lab information to tweak my vitamin routine. I have struggled wtih my Vitamin A and D, Potassium and Iron (Ferretin) levels.

I do malabsorb heavily. I take 20 pills a day. (10 are calcium...since I am so young, I really need to stay on top of things so I don't lose bone mass.) At first the pills were a bear to deal with, but now they are no big deal at all. They are just part of what I do each day. There is a possibilty I may need an iron infusion to help boost my iron.

I would never recommend this surgery for someone who wouldn't get regular labs done, and take vitamins. You have to be very responsible.

I do have to eat several times a day, but not a big meal....just something (peanuts, a few cheese cubes, etc). I have had some low blood sugar episodes, but not frequently.

Now that I've talked about all the "heavy" stuff...now the good stuff....I try not to brag, but I can seriously eat whatever I want as long as I do my protein first. My diet is very high in fat. I think my metabolism was broken, and this surgery helped fix it. I had been so heavy for so long, I didn't realize how I had worn out my body.

Thanks for listening....I will answer any questions if you have more. :); April 30, 2010 at 9:28 PM
C said...: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww this just fucking gags me! that is disgusting! how can you not know you didnt wipe enough?

yuk... throws up a little in my throat...

c; May 1, 2010 at 1:00 AM
Busy Bee Suz said...: OMG. Are those flies? Maggots? wow. You have changed the outcome of my day now....ewwwwww!!!; May 1, 2010 at 6:46 AM
dkuroiwa said...: heh heh heh....and yeah...
EWWWWWWW!!!
(i love you. we'll be friends forevah!); May 1, 2010 at 11:46 AM
jlo said...: Love it. I love potty humor!!!; May 2, 2010 at 11:05 AM
miss r said...: That is so disgusting!; May 2, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Stephanie said...: Bwhaha Oh dear. That is probably not a good sign!!; May 3, 2010 at 12:32 PM

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