An oldie, but a goodie....
The teacher told her students they were going to do a fun experiment today. She gave them LifeSavers to taste. They had to tell her the flavors. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green ...................Lime
Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green ...................Lime
Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
1 comment:
Oh my...that is good. Really good!
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