This is a status update on FB from our front desk/security person:
lord please forgive me. I saw a parent this morning who was a cross between rasputia from norbit and wanda from in living color. she came to her child's school in daisy dukes and had the nerve to sit in front of my desk. the kicker was she crossed her legs her kotex popped out. bless her heart.
To which our speech person replied:
They weren't your typical daisy dukes. They were the flowy kind that dodn't adhere to the leg, which is why you witnessed what you did. I, luckily, only got to see one cheek hanging out. Even so, in the winter when she wears longer pj bottoms, they are see through so you can still see the item that popped out today. We are SOOOOO lucky!!! Btw, we need to ban her from the building!
This started out as a place to document the craziness that was my job as a Chicago Public School teacher. However, over the past 5 or so years, it's become more about the craziness that is my life.
8 comments:
Love this!
bwahahahahahaha those are so cute! i will of course have to steel these cheech... and send to my firends...
c
froma kindergarten teacher! ;-}
Hilarious!!!
This is a status update on FB from our front desk/security person:
lord please forgive me. I saw a parent this morning who was a cross between rasputia from norbit and wanda from in living color. she came to her child's school in daisy dukes and had the nerve to sit in front of my desk. the kicker was she crossed her legs her kotex popped out. bless her heart.
To which our speech person replied:
They weren't your typical daisy dukes. They were the flowy kind that dodn't adhere to the leg, which is why you witnessed what you did. I, luckily, only got to see one cheek hanging out. Even so, in the winter when she wears longer pj bottoms, they are see through so you can still see the item that popped out today. We are SOOOOO lucky!!! Btw, we need to ban her from the building!
I thought you could use a friday pick me up!
LOL Thanks for the giggle. Your comics pretty much say it all!
Hilarious!
These are freakin hilarious!!! Thanks for the chuckle.
These are freakin hilarious!! Thanks for sharing.
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