An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."
to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
4 comments:
Ha ha. Sort of common sense when you think about it but I think if I'd been there I'd have wished she let the hat blow away instead. ;-)
That is hilarious : )
bwahahaha that is very cute!
I agree with her totally. :)
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