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Friday, October 28, 2011

Email of the Day

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of their different specialties, they would open a practice together, to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign: "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.

Then came: "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!

Sighing, they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" - no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.


Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it!

4 comments:

Mark said...

Just perfect!
I would die if I saw any of those signs in real life.
m.

Stephanie said...

LOL I liked Lost Souls and Butt Holes:)

M said...

Hahahhaaa...liked them all!

Jim said...

Hey! I actually laughed out loud!!! This never happens! Thanks.