"All children are gifted.
Some just open their presents later than others." ---unknown
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of their different specialties, they would open a practice together, to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign: "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
Next, they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.
Then came: "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
Sighing, they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it!
Just perfect!I would die if I saw any of those signs in real life.m.
LOL I liked Lost Souls and Butt Holes:)
Hahahhaaa...liked them all!
Hey! I actually laughed out loud!!! This never happens! Thanks.
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