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This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Chicago ...........

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Chicago .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Chicago .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Chicago .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Chicago .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend, you live in Chicago .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Chicago .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in Chicago .

If you can drive (75) mph through (2) feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Chicago .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Chicago .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Chicago .

If the speed limit on the highway is (55) mph -- you're going (80) and everybody is passing you, you live in Chicago .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in 2 Chicago .

If you know all (4) seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Chicago .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Chicago .

If you find (10) degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Chicago .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Chicago friends & others, you live, or have lived, in Chicago.