Does my widget seriously say 53? Freakin' 53?!? Did I lie down and wake up in freakin' California? I'm so confused! When I pulled in my driveway a couple of hours ago, the wind was howling at about 30 MPH, and the windchill must have been near zero, if not below. Here we are, just a few hours later, and it's 53?! I'm so confused :( I have to go turn the heat off, cuz it's a bit warm in here. Seriously.
For those of you keeping track, when I walked in this morning from work (at 5:18 AM!) I discovered that Asshole, aka Dorky Dog, had somehow gotten one of my Godiva bars from the middle of the goddamn table and ATE IT!!! That fuckin' dog is unbelievable!!! And you guys thought I was kidding when I said chocolate won't kill this bastard!! Ugh! At least he ate the one that was raspberry. I was gonna let Stud Muffin eat that one cuz he LOVES raspberry. Me, not so much. That dog is an asshole.
I'm going to try to go back to sleep, since Asshole only let me sleep about 4 hours before waking me up. Man, I'm gonna be a cranky bitch the rest of the day.....
***(1:05 pm) Ok, who is trying to drive me crazy? Now the widget says 13! Which makes perfect sense, of course, but what the hell? There must have been some sort of malfunction or mix-up. I'm just glad I'm not crazy!!!
4 hours ago