Sunday, January 25, 2009

Where the hell am I?!

Does my widget seriously say 53? Freakin' 53?!? Did I lie down and wake up in freakin' California? I'm so confused! When I pulled in my driveway a couple of hours ago, the wind was howling at about 30 MPH, and the windchill must have been near zero, if not below. Here we are, just a few hours later, and it's 53?! I'm so confused :( I have to go turn the heat off, cuz it's a bit warm in here. Seriously.

For those of you keeping track, when I walked in this morning from work (at 5:18 AM!) I discovered that Asshole, aka Dorky Dog, had somehow gotten one of my Godiva bars from the middle of the goddamn table and ATE IT!!! That fuckin' dog is unbelievable!!! And you guys thought I was kidding when I said chocolate won't kill this bastard!! Ugh! At least he ate the one that was raspberry. I was gonna let Stud Muffin eat that one cuz he LOVES raspberry. Me, not so much. That dog is an asshole.

I'm going to try to go back to sleep, since Asshole only let me sleep about 4 hours before waking me up. Man, I'm gonna be a cranky bitch the rest of the day.....

***(1:05 pm) Ok, who is trying to drive me crazy? Now the widget says 13! Which makes perfect sense, of course, but what the hell? There must have been some sort of malfunction or mix-up. I'm just glad I'm not crazy!!!


Busy Bee Suz said...

you will never be able to figure out the weather...never.
As for the dog. He needs love. and apparently sweets. :)
He reads your blog and he knows you call him A**H***.
It hurts his feelings.
Which in turn, makes him eat your goodies.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

I would NOT be happy about the raspberry bar... I LOVE Godiva raspberry + dark chocolate... that's my very favorite.

Diva, our chocolate Lab, severed the outdoor cable that brings the DirecTV into our house. (I posted about it on the Dog Blog). I could kill her. Hubster and I spent a good part of the day messing with the receiver trying to fix it ourselves... it wasn't until the sun was going down that we noticed the outdoor cable had CANINE TEETH MARKS in it and was basically chewed in HALF!!!!!

Clippy Mat said...

that is one high maintenance dog!
your weather is so similar to ours. one day freezing, next day balmy.
well it's not actually balmy here yet... but it will be one day soon.
right now it's minus frigid.

Pissed Off said...

I have a hard time with NY weather. I could never deal with yours.

Wow, that was awkward said...

You talk like a drunken sailor when you are tired and cranky. I like it.

C said...

dogs! ya cant live with 'em, and ya cant live without 'em. just love on 'em.
weather is always
un-pre-dick-table. ;)


Bon Don said...

LMAO!! "The Dog's an Asshole" you are too funny!!