I just totally stole this from Christine. It made me laugh out loud! Thanks goodness the babies are in gym right now, cuz their teacher is losin' it!!
Chicago Weather Humor
Compared to other cities, Chicago weather reactions .......
Floridians wear coats, gloves, woolly hats & put the car heater on. Chicago people sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.Chicago people plant gardens.
Italian cars won't start.Chicago people drive with the windows down.
CHICAGO--NO PLACE LIKE IT! Distilled water freezes.Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.
Californians fly away to Mexico.Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.
People in Miami cease to exist.Chicago people get out their winter coats.
Hollywood disintegrates.Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - (Absolute Zero)
ALL atomic motion stops.Chicago People start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya??"
Hell freezes over.The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.
I'm still cracking up! And, you all know that I didn't even bother to get out my coat until yesterday, when it was about -17! So funny!
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