Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time - just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Papa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?
We didn't see a single asshole, dumb bastard, dipshit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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Wait.....this IS a personal family story of yours, isn't it? ;- )
Ha! My son's grandparents are like this, only it's the grandmother who has the potty mouth, and it's all in Spanish!
LOL Classic:)
Love it.
score one for papa
and thats all i have to say about that!
I thought of you this morning! Straight No Chaser was on the Today Show - they sang and were SOOO adorable (those boys are really so darn cute). I put a link to one of their songs up on my blog "Hey Santa"... of course I had to pick that one because they mention Atlanta! :)
Hope you and the Stud Muffin had a great Christmas! :)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh my gosh that is SO funny : ) I would send it to my Mommy but she hates cursing : ) I might send it to her any way! How adorably fun!
Hope you have a great week! : )
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