Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Illinois' Official Christmas Carol

"Get packin', Rod Blagojevich,"
by John McHugh
(to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")
***
Get packin', Rod Blagojevich
The state's in disarray
The Tribune wants you unemployed
At least by Christmas Day.
The TV pundits want your head
Could there be pay to play?
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
***
Good riddance, Rod Blagojevich
Your Elvis look's inane,
The Senate's mad, so's Lisa's dad.
You drive us all insane.
Our transit's broke, the state's a joke,
The Tollway's one big pain.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
***
Good luck, old Rod Blagojevich
The feds have quite a place.
Fitzgerald's poked his nose around
And if he has a case,
George Ryan's moving stuff around
Creating extra space.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

Thanks, Peppy, for emailing this to me! It cracked me up!

6 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Yeah, what a creep he is....I hope he gets what he deserves..KARMA!!

miss r said...

Is Pep still at the H-bomb?

Lakeland Jo said...

I enjoyed reading this and singing it to myself but don't know much about Rod. Need to listen to world affairs a bit more obviously.
We have enough dodgy politicians of our own to worry about I suppose!

Expat mum said...

Ha, ha, ha. But he is now talking about his "defense" with his lawyer. I think he's hoping the law case is going to cost the state so much money we'll just pay him off - again! Grrr.

Sunny said...

As a former Illini, all I can do is shake my head. Hopefully, this will lead some real reform in state politics. After all, prison is getting pretty crowded with Illinois governors...

C said...

hahahaha thats great!
what an asshole cheatin liein piece of smoked rabbit's shit he is. i bet he'd sell his own mother.
for cheap, too.
and he has a face i could slap.
i think some one should hold him down, tie his balls up really really tight, and sell raffle tickets on how long it would take for them to dry up and drop off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd buy some.....

C