The mid-day news weather guy just said our heat index is going to hit 118 today. We're breaking all kinds of weather records here in ChiTown this week. Super. The temp for today and tomorrow is being predicted to hit 104. Once again, I live in CHICAGO, not Miami, or Dallas, or Phoenix. I'm mean, come ON!
Excuse me while I go research real estate prices in Alaska.
This Is Halloween. (No, Really.)
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