Monday, July 2, 2012


Monday, July 2, 2012
Tell us your favourite joke.

Oh my gosh, I don't even know where to start with this one. I've got hundreds of child-friendly jokes in my head. Stud was obsessed with telling jokes when he was a kid. I used to buy him every kid's joke book I could find. He had a standing routine for when we went to his pediatrician. He always had to tell Dr. D a joke. And that started when he was about 2! Even now, he STILL does it. Dr. D is so cute, he always asks him "Ok, where's my joke?" One time, when Stud was about 5, Dr. D turned around and told Stud a joke, which cracked him up, so that's the joke I'm going to share with you. (Remember, it's a KID'S joke!)

If you're Italian in the kitchen, and American in the yard, what are you in the bathroom?

European! (You're a-peein', get it?! hahahaha!)

(Suz, don't shank me, I did, indeed, sign up for the July NaBloPoMo. The theme is "kids" so I couldn't resist. Hope you still love me.)


Sonya Ann said...


Mark said...

Works for me! Fred's European and I love watching him pee!

M said...

Hadn't heard that one...I love it when little kids tell jokes that don't make sense and they laugh themselves silly!

Stephanie said...

Oh my girls love that joke:)

Winnie said...

So cute! Love the kid jokes..Always get a chuckle!

Melanie said...

I like that joke! I heard one at the liquor store yesterday because the Go-Go's "Our Lips Are Sealed" came on.

Joke: Why are the Go-Go's all virgins?
Answer: Because their lips are sealed.

Now, I countered that one does not need their mouth at all for sex and that a closed mouth actually helps men during sex since most women talk too much and whatnot, but no one thought that was at all appropriate. Maybe if I had actually known these people they would have gotten the joke. Of course, now I'm getting the dirty aspect of the joke as I'm sifting through it in my head and realizing that he did NOT mean the lips on her face. And now I'm embarrassed to have told the joke here. I have to go shower now.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You are so lucky that I've been crazy time to sharpen my shank!