I found this a while ago, and don't even remember who I "borrowed" it from. If it was you, please let me know so I can give you credit!
(I guess this may seem like another "cheater" post, but I'm trying to fulfill my A-Z obligation. I'm starting to feel like my old self again, so I should be back to "real" posts very soon. Thanks again for all the well-wishes.)
Solar Eclipse is a Living Hell for Servers
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