Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Email of the Day

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.' This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit This is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.'

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop Traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation Roared!

10 comments:

GoofyGirl said...

HA!! SOOOO retelling that one!! Thank you! ♥

C said...

bwahahahaha that is great!!! back to work yet, cheech? did you have fun on your time off? i kept lookin out the front door hopin you'd be comin down my street.. but you werent..... ;(

Mary A. said...

Makes me wonder if Daniel Radcliffe is a Wizard Under the Sheets. (Sorry -- cougar alert!)

The Girl Next Door said...

Bwwaaaaahhhh so did not see that coming!!! Awesome. I needed that laugh. Thank God I'm working from home so only the dogs heard me!

ModernMom said...

I love your e-mails of the day. You always know when I need a smile! How DO you do that? :)

Jim said...

That was funny! Thanks for your comment on todays post!

Sandra said...

K, I needed that! bahahahaha!

Busy Bee Suz said...

FUNNY!

Maria said...

Smiling..

Missy said...

SOOOO funny!