Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Email of the Day

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!



DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE

What's for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree


4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff


and my
favorite one :

13.
Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

4 comments:

Maria said...

I sort of smiled at first and then I chortled. By the end, I was flat out laughing.

GREAT.

M said...

Now that's funny....and I don't even like wine!

ModernMom said...

Bwhahaha I need to print this one off for the Hubby!

C said...

bwahahahaha hilarious!!!