I can't believe one of my friends sent me this email TODAY! And, no, she doesn't read my blog, she doesn't even know about it.
Shrek, Denzel Washington, and Beyoncé were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"
Denzel said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive, alive, but, I've never had it confirmed.
Beyoncé agreed. "I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was strongest, Denzel was the hottest, and Beyoncé was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Denzel walked up with a big grin and said, “It’s true! The mirror told me I was the hottest man alive.
Beyonce walked in with tears in her eyes and said “Who the heck is ChiTown Girl??!!!
(This is one of those silly emails that you're suppose to forward, and then put your name at the end. So silly!)
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