I don’t have the strength to
bitch post about the first day right now, but I just had to share this because it was the one highlight of my day. As a matter of fact, it made me laugh out loud.
Last year, I actually had a student whose first name was Beyonce. Yes, just like the singer. Remember where I work, people!! Well, today, literally as we were walking into lunch, a mom stopped me in the hall, asked if I was Mrs. ChiTown Girl, and then basically threw her daughter at me. I reached for her registration slip, took one look at it, and had to turn around, as to not laugh in this mother’s face. The child’s name? Diana Ross!!! Oh, no, I’m NOT kidding! I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried! Gee, maybe next year I’ll get a Gladys Knight. Or, maybe a Rihanna….