Saturday, May 22, 2010

I just don't get it...

Unless you've been living under a rock, you've seen this bizarre infomercial, right?

The most ridiculous thing you've ever seen, wouldn't you agree? I know my mind is usually in the gutter, but I can't help thinking that your man would be happy to assist you in your workout for FREE, and you could save the cost of ordering this stupid thing. Plus, if you're in to that kind of thing, you could get a delightful facial after your workout. ;-)

(while I was sitting here, getting my blog fix, a different version of this popped up on my television, which obviously what prompted me to share with this post!)


oneandahalfcats said...

LOL. Good one! :)

Anonymous said...

My mind runs the same way, and I've been divorced for many years. . .but I can't recall being able to get both hands together on anything in that area!! (But my ex was a small man in every way.)

ChiTown Girl said...

Anon - bwah hahahaha! You just made my day!

Jason, as himself said...

A delightful facial!!!!!!! You are such a dirty ChiTown Girl and I luvvvv it.

I actually HAVE been living under a rock because I hadn't heard of this, uh, exercise product.

Oh, and your anonymous friend obviously hasn't seen MY "weight". :)

ChiTown Girl said...

Thank you, Jason, for giving my laptop a "facial!" I just spit my water all over it!!!

unique font said...

keep up your good work my friend!

C said...

i'll just say what we're all thinking cuz i'm a lesbian and that's what i do.

this is just stupid. it should be called jammin-jerk-offs.


master the bator.


lend a hand to yo man.


shake-shake-shake yo' jism....

lmfao bwahahahahahah

stupid commercials!!!!


oneandahalfcats said...

LOL @ C. Here's a couple more :

She's 'Choking the Bishop'.

'Chafing the carrot'

I agree it's a pretty stupid tool, and potentially dangerous! You could poke someone's eye out with that thing! :)