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Sunday, April 26, 2009

I Heart Chicago (Email of the Day)

CHICAGO SLANG

1.. Grachki (grach'-key): Chicagoese for "garage key" as in, "Yo, Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if I don't git intada grach?"

2. Sammich: Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it's a sassage sammich; when made with shredded beef, it's an Italian Beef sammich, a local delicacy consisting of piles of spicy meat in a perilously soggy bun.

3. Da: This article is a key part of
Chicago speech, as in "Da Bears" or "Da Mare" -- the latter denoting Richard M. Daley, or Richie, as he's often called. Or "da Sox" or "da Hawks" but always "The Cubs"

4. Jewels: Not family heirlooms or a tender body region, but a popular name for one of the region's dominant grocery store chains. "I'm goin' to da Jewels to pick up some sassage."

5. Field's: Marshall Field, a prominent
Chicago department store. Also Carson Pirie Scott, another major department store chain, is simply called "Carson's."

6. Tree: The number between two and four. "We were lucky dat we only got tree inches of snow da udder night."

7. Over by deer: Translates to "over by there," a way of emphasizing a site presumed familiar to the listener. As in, "I got the sassage at da Jewels down on Edie, over by deer."

8.
Kaminski Park : The mispronounced name of the ballpark where the Chicago White Sox (da Sox) play baseball. Chomsky Park was renamed U.S. Cellular Field (da Cell)

9. Frunchroom: As in, "Get outta da frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes." It's not the "parlor." It's not the "living room." In the land of the bungalow, it's the "frunchroom," a named derived, linguists believe, from "front room."

10. Use: Not the verb, but the plural pronoun 'you.' "Where use goin'?"

11. Downtown: Anywhere near The Lake, south of The Zoo (Lincoln Park Zoo) and north of Soldier Field

12. The
Lake: Lake Michigan (What other lake is there?) It's often used by local weathermen, "cooler by The Lake."

14. Braht: Short for Bratwurst. "Gimme a braht wit kraut."

15. Goes: Past or present tense of the verb "say." For example, "Den he goes, 'I like this place'!"

16. Guys: Used when addressing two or more people, regardless of each individual's gender.

17. Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "Do ya wanna canna pop?"

18. Sliders: Nickname for hamburgers from
White Castle, a popular Midwestern burger chain. "Dose sliders I had last night gave me da runs."

19. The Taste: The Taste of Chicago Festival, a huge extravaganza in Grant Park featuring samples of Chicagoland cuisine which takes place each year around the Fourth of July holiday.

20. "Jeetyet?": Translates to, "Did you eat yet?"

21. Winter and Construction: Punch line to the joke, "What are the two seasons in
Chicago ?"

22. Cuppa Too-Tree: is Chicagoese for "a couple, two, three" which really means "a few." For example, "Hey Mike, dere any beerz left in da cooler over by dere?"
"Yeh, a cuppa too-tree."

23. 588-2300: Everyone in
Chicago knows this commercial jingle and the carpet company you'll get if you call that number -- Empire!

24. Junk Dror: You will usually find the 'junk drawer' in the kitchen filled to the brim with miscellaneous, but very important, junk.

25. Southern
Illinois : Anything south of I-80. This is where Smothers' is from....

26. Expressways: The Interstates in the immediate Chicagoland area are usually known just by their 'name' and not their Interstate number: the Dan Ryan ("da Ryan"), the Stevenson, the Kennedy (da "Kennedy"), the Eisenhower (da "Ike"), and the
Edens (just "Edens" but Da Edens" is acceptable).

27. Gym Shoes: The rest of the country may refer to them as sneakers or running shoes but Chicagoans will always call them gym shoes!
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  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Chicago ...
  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Chicago ...
  • If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Chicago ...
  • If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend, you live in Chicago ...
  • If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Chicago
  • If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Chicago
  • If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Chicago
  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Chicago.
  • If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Chicago .
  • If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Chicago friends & others, you live or have lived in Chicago .
The "slang" dictionary had me crying, I was laughing so hard! The second part of the email might have been posted here once before, but it's still funny, nonetheless.

5 comments:

Katy said...

Holy shit that is funny! I gotta check out the dictionary for the Seattle Slang!

If I come to Chicago will you make me a sammich?

Heh. Love it!

C said...

lmao! hahahaha

funny sheet [shit]

C

Gberger said...

I loved dis!
I remember hearing people say "soda" in Boston, but we say "pop" here, too. Thanks for the enlightenment!

Najia said...

The gym shoes had me cracking up!!! My sister and I were reading this yesterday and Ed just couldn't related. We were laughing so hard!!!

Mrs. V said...

I grew up in SE Wisconsin, so lots of those sound pretty familiar. :) Hey, I remember when the Jewel Man used to come to our house to sell my mom stuff. Do they still do that?