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Friday, April 30, 2010
Email of the Day
This one made me say, "Ewwww!"
Ok, yeah, I know this is just childish and immature, but hey, that's what happens when you spend 90% of your time with 5 year-olds!
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Impromptu Concert
I've been meaning to share this for a couple weeks now, but we all know my brain is slowly turning to a pile of mush. I had intended to do a post about Stud Muffin, and the rest of the drama club, and their spring play, A Few Good Men. I'm really not up to a lengthy post about it right now (since it's freakin' 70 outside, and I'm REALLY cranky!) but let me just say, the show was DA BOMB DIGGETTY!! I'm SO incredibly proud of those boys, it's riDONKulous!
I will share this little clip, though, that I was able to capture in the green room during intermission. I wish I had captured the entire 15 minute intermission, because it pretty much was all like this, but by the time I was able to get my camera, it was just about time to start the second act.
I will share this little clip, though, that I was able to capture in the green room during intermission. I wish I had captured the entire 15 minute intermission, because it pretty much was all like this, but by the time I was able to get my camera, it was just about time to start the second act.
Look out, SNC! ;-)
Can somebody PLEASE explain to me...
...why, at 10:33 PM on April 29, my freakin' widget says it's 70 mother-scratchin' degrees outside! Ugh!!!!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Email of the Day
The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, “Honey, I’m going to Hank’s Tavern to have a beer. I’ll be right back.”
“Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,” he answered. “I’m going to have a beer.”
The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing he could think of saying was, “Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses….”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because his wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won‘t be long. I‘ll be right back. I promise, OK?”
“You want hors d‘oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 4 dishes of different hors d‘oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, and little quiches
“But, my Sweet Honey…at the bar…you know… there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR FUCKIN’ BEER IN YOUR STUPID FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR DUMBASS HORS D’OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKIN’ MARRIED NOW, AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ANY DAMNED BAR. THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, DUMB ASS?”
And, they lived happily ever after.
Isn’t that a sweet story?
“Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,” he answered. “I’m going to have a beer.”
The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing he could think of saying was, “Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses….”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because his wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won‘t be long. I‘ll be right back. I promise, OK?”
“You want hors d‘oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 4 dishes of different hors d‘oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, and little quiches
“But, my Sweet Honey…at the bar…you know… there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR FUCKIN’ BEER IN YOUR STUPID FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR DUMBASS HORS D’OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKIN’ MARRIED NOW, AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ANY DAMNED BAR. THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, DUMB ASS?”
And, they lived happily ever after.
Isn’t that a sweet story?
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Just for the hell of it...
...I thought I'd share Stud's sophmore year photo. (Sheesh! It's almost a year old now!) I needed to scan it for a project I was working on today, so since it's already in the computer.... How cute is this kid!?
Friday, April 23, 2010
From the writing center...
I hope you can click on this to enlarge it. (Sometimes Blogger is a pain in the ass!)
Just in case it won't enlarge, and/or you can't read Kindergarten, here's the translation:
One upon a time there was a guy called Abiyoyo. He was as tall as a tree and could eat people up. He goes to the sheep pasture. He grabs a whole sheep. He grabs a whole cow. The End.
Abiyoyo is one of my babies' absolute FAVORITE stories. I love that he drew from his prior knowledge (don't you love those buzz words!?) to write this story for me. And, check out some of that inventive spelling. I love that he wrote "hoe" for whole. Too funny!
If you aren't familiar with Abiyoyo, you have GOT to check out this video I found on YouTube. SO COOL!
Oh my hell, I just found this one. It's even cooler!! Oh, how I wish YouTube wasn't blocked at school. I would be showing this to my babies ASAP!
I have the entire collection of Between the Lions videos, and there is one that features Abiyoyo. I can't even tell you how many times my babies have watched it. I also have it on tape for my listening center. They have yet to tire of listening to it. Our version is read by James Earl Jones, which makes it even cooler.
Just in case it won't enlarge, and/or you can't read Kindergarten, here's the translation:One upon a time there was a guy called Abiyoyo. He was as tall as a tree and could eat people up. He goes to the sheep pasture. He grabs a whole sheep. He grabs a whole cow. The End.
Abiyoyo is one of my babies' absolute FAVORITE stories. I love that he drew from his prior knowledge (don't you love those buzz words!?) to write this story for me. And, check out some of that inventive spelling. I love that he wrote "hoe" for whole. Too funny!
If you aren't familiar with Abiyoyo, you have GOT to check out this video I found on YouTube. SO COOL!
Oh my hell, I just found this one. It's even cooler!! Oh, how I wish YouTube wasn't blocked at school. I would be showing this to my babies ASAP!
I have the entire collection of Between the Lions videos, and there is one that features Abiyoyo. I can't even tell you how many times my babies have watched it. I also have it on tape for my listening center. They have yet to tire of listening to it. Our version is read by James Earl Jones, which makes it even cooler.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Email of the Day
Did you guys know about this? Cuz, I certainly didn't. I thought it was too important not to share.
Cleaning for a Reason
If you know any woman currently undergoing chemo, please pass the word to her that there is a cleaning service that provides FREE housecleaning - 1 time per month for 4 months while she is in treatment. All she has to do is sign up and have her doctor fax a note confirming the treatment. Cleaning for a Reason will have a participating maid service in her zip code area arrange for the service. This organization serves the entire USA and currently has 547 partners to help these women. It’s our job to pass the word and let them knowthat there are people out there that care. Be a blessing to someone and pass this informationalong.
www.cleaningforareason.org
Cleaning for a Reason
If you know any woman currently undergoing chemo, please pass the word to her that there is a cleaning service that provides FREE housecleaning - 1 time per month for 4 months while she is in treatment. All she has to do is sign up and have her doctor fax a note confirming the treatment. Cleaning for a Reason will have a participating maid service in her zip code area arrange for the service. This organization serves the entire USA and currently has 547 partners to help these women. It’s our job to pass the word and let them knowthat there are people out there that care. Be a blessing to someone and pass this informationalong.
www.cleaningforareason.org
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