Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Feel free to pat me on the back...

...and shout "Congratulations!"

Guess what I did at Walmart this afternoon. You'll never believe it. I almost don't believe it!

I walked past a crockpot that was on clearance! A 5 quart crockpot for $10!!! OMG, there's a little part of me that's having palpitations right now about NOT snatching it up. I started to pick it up and put it in my cart, then I screamed (in my head, of course) at myself, "What the actual fuck are you doing?! You have TWELVE crockpots, you lunatic!!" I gently placed it back on the shelf, gave it a gentle caress, and ran out of the aisle!!

Yes, I know you're proud of me. Just send me the strength to not go back there later and get it. ;-)

4 comments:

Ricochet said...

SO proud!!!!

Jen said...

You have 12 fucking crockpots? For realz? Girl, you need an intervention. ;)

miss r said...

I'm not gonna lie. When I read, "Guess what I did at Walmart this afternoon. You'll never believe it," I thought you were gonna say, "I applied for a job." LOL THAT I wouldn't believe. Buying a crock pot for a great price? I'd expect nothing less from you.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You are so crockpot crazy. :)