...and shout "Congratulations!"
Guess what I did at Walmart this afternoon. You'll never believe it. I almost don't believe it!
I walked past a crockpot that was on clearance! A 5 quart crockpot for $10!!! OMG, there's a little part of me that's having palpitations right now about NOT snatching it up. I started to pick it up and put it in my cart, then I screamed (in my head, of course) at myself, "What the actual fuck are you doing?! You have TWELVE crockpots, you lunatic!!" I gently placed it back on the shelf, gave it a gentle caress, and ran out of the aisle!!
Yes, I know you're proud of me. Just send me the strength to not go back there later and get it. ;-)
January 20th, 2018 Powerful Ten
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