...and shout "Congratulations!"
Guess what I did at Walmart this afternoon. You'll never believe it. I almost don't believe it!
I walked past a crockpot that was on clearance! A 5 quart crockpot for $10!!! OMG, there's a little part of me that's having palpitations right now about NOT snatching it up. I started to pick it up and put it in my cart, then I screamed (in my head, of course) at myself, "What the actual fuck are you doing?! You have TWELVE crockpots, you lunatic!!" I gently placed it back on the shelf, gave it a gentle caress, and ran out of the aisle!!
Yes, I know you're proud of me. Just send me the strength to not go back there later and get it. ;-)
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2 hours ago
4 comments:
SO proud!!!!
You have 12 fucking crockpots? For realz? Girl, you need an intervention. ;)
I'm not gonna lie. When I read, "Guess what I did at Walmart this afternoon. You'll never believe it," I thought you were gonna say, "I applied for a job." LOL THAT I wouldn't believe. Buying a crock pot for a great price? I'd expect nothing less from you.
You are so crockpot crazy. :)
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