Thursday, October 21, 2010

Email of the Day

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.


'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

Thanks, Bestest Friend, I needed that today!!

7 comments:

blueviolet said...

That was a cute one!

Katy said...

OMG I'm in the commons at school and laughed so hard everyone is staring at me. FUNNY!!!

Sarahf said...

Hahaha!

Just Plain Tired said...

Makes perfect sense, and stuff. ;)

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh, that is so funny and bad.

M said...

That is funny...but sad...I once had a student whose dad was 78....yep, a kinder student...and mom was older...but not in her 70's...but let me tell you this...that boy never came to school tired...I think they all went to bed at 7:30!

And to answer your question ...we have "spoken" by text...usually while I am at work...or asleep...but as for a phone call....nope...that one was the first!!

Didn't realize how much I missed him until the college students came in to teach science to my class and one of the college students is on the basketball team...he's 6'9" and standing next to the giant made me miss my giant!

ModernMom said...

Bwhwha Oh so funny and yet so wrong!