This time, I'm sure my widget is correct. They've been predicting a weird warm front coming all week. Right now, the widget says 55. Feels even warmer. You KNOW I've got my windows open!! The warm up started yesterday, when it was in the mid 40s. When I got home from school, the widget said 44. All that yucky, dirty snow is melting. Actually, when I woke up this morning at 6:30, I was shocked at how much the snow had melted. And, I was simultaneously disgusted, because now all the dog poop that was buried in the snow was staring at me, screaming, "Pick me up, you lazy bitch!"
OMG! Stud Muffin just went outside and started picking up dog poop all on his own. That has NEVER happened before!! He opened the door a few minutes ago to throw something in the recycling bin, and said, "Wow, it's so warm outside." Well, duh!! What the hell do you think I've been talking about all morning? Then he said, "Do you want to go sit outside for a while?" Of course!!! I had to stop myself from getting all mushy, gushy about my baby wanting to sit with me. He went out without me (cuz I'm sitting here doing this!!) and two minutes later he came back in to get some poop bags. That should give you an idea of exactly how bad it is. Even HE can't take it!!
OK, I better take advantage of the fact that Studly wants to spend time with me, so I'll be back later! I gotta go put on my shorts and tank top ;-)
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