Monday, February 23, 2009

I can NOT deal with this!!

Oh my holy hell!!! I just picked up Stud Muffin from "the girl"'s house (today is her birthday, and he was invited over for her birthday dinner) and when I pulled up in front of her house, they were out on the porch KISSING!!!!! Oh my fucking God!!!! I seriously feel sick right now!! Yes, I DO realize he's growing up, but shit!!! He's still my baby! I am NOT handling this well, at all. OBVIOUSLY! Somebody, please, talk me down from the ledge, will ya?! I can't even type any more about it, cuz I'm seriously freakin' here people. FREAKIN'!

13 comments:

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

LOL! Awww, that's actually so very cute. "Stud Muffin"...:-) You're such a cute momma.

I know it's hard for you, I can ONLY imagine. I don't know what I'd do if I drove up and saw Milo or Achilles making out with some neighborhood bitch! Momma would have put the smack down.

C said...

chichi... it's me, C. take a nice, slow, deep breath because it will all be OK. now grab my hand and i will pull your ass in.... GRAB IT! OOPS almost slipped there, didnt ya... ok donkey, thats enough.... i saved your ass from plummeting. you owe me. even if i did have to grab you by the titties to do it. WHAT. i saved your fuckin life, sistah from anudder mistah!!
dont be calling ME no ho...

seriously, you havent lost him, your relationship is just changing. i KNOW how hard it is to let go, i got one of those stretchable coiled thingies and attached it to my 2 oldest when they left. (uh, not at the same time). if i missed them, all i had to do was yank on it. i got some bruises and scrapes tho, being dragged down the street with his car and all... but i slept pretty good on the bathroom floor those first few nights of emily's honeymoon. 'cept for the noises. you cant block out the noises even if you sing LALALALALALALALALALAL really really loud. i'm thinking of changing my stategy with the other 2 still at home, cuz i'm getting too old for this shit. i've already got the gimpy arm, and my back isnt too far behind....

all kiddin aside, you raised a great kid. and YES he will always be your baby boy. just picture the coil thingie.....

now, ya know he will never EVER love another the way he loves you. after all, you did say he was the best french kisser in the whole family, didnt ya....?

take care, hon....

C [[[[[[[[[[[you]]]]]]]]]]]]]

Katy said...

Breathe in-Breathe out-Breathe in-Breathe out

Go to your happy place...

And have a nice stiff drink!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Wow. I already went through this recently....not fun. but part of life...don't you remember being 15? raging hormones?? this is the best time of his life...uncomplicated. Kissing is the least of his worries. :)
you will survive.
but remember to have the TALK!!!

ChiTown Girl said...

KBL - Momma seriously ALMOST put the smack down! It was so hard to not get out of the car, run up those steps and slap the crap out of both of them!!!!

C - Whew! THANK YOU!! That's EXACTLY what I needed. And, my titties thank you, too! ;-) Oh, and my computer keyboard thanks you for the coffee I spit on it after reading the end of your comment...

Katy - I may have to have several stiff drinks to wash that image out of my head :(

Suz - OMG! Your girls are kissing!? Yikes. And, NO, I don't remember being a horny 15 year old. At 15, I was too busy being a geek, with my nose always in a book, studying for my classes, maintaining my 4.0 in the honors program. God, I was such a nerd!! BUT, I do remember being 17 and meeting CSJ, and then all hell broke lose. THAT'S why I'm sick to my stomach :(

Bow Chica Wah Wah said...

OH MY GOD!

WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU??

Persnickety Ticker said...

Ahh...teenage lust.

The most dangerous thing in the universe.

Just don't forget to breathe and remember to remind the stud muffin that "raincoats" are great in any weather!

(Don't hit me)

laughingatchaos said...

Wine. And step away from the edge. Slowly. You don't want to slip. Or spill your drink. It'll be ok. You're a good mom, he'll be fine. You...well...that's what the wine is for. ;)

karengberger said...

I'm not there yet, and I don't want to be! AAAaaaahhh! Noooooo! I want to put my fingers in my ears, hands over my eyes, go back to watching old "Arthur" cartoon videos...aaahhh! Then again, it could be worse...

"Breathe" is good advice. Okay, yes, and I agree with Suz. Have the talk. The talk is important. We have done that part here, but so far, no kissing. Nooooo...

jlo said...

I. Can't. Begin. To. Imagine.

Sending you strength and deep breaths. :)

Jason, as himself said...

Hehe, heh, heh. JUST WAIT. Kids do more than kiss these days. Then you'll really freak out.

Pissed Off said...

I freaked out the first time I saw a boy who looked like my son with his arm around a girl, so I know exactly how you feel.

For the record, it does get easier. hang in there.

miss r said...

Noooooooooooo! Does he know you saw?