Rejected Hallmark Cards?

I was going through my email files, and cleaning them up a bit, when I came across this email a friend sent me, oh, gee, let's see...LAST MARCH!!!  I had saved it specifically to share with all my Bloggy Buddies, but somehow, I never got around to it.  Well, it cracked me up all over again when I opened it, so here it is.  Enjoy!