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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Oh my....

I am so totally impressed with my baby. When I picked him up today from school (yay!) he had this with him.
It's this week's project for his art class. (He needs to finish it tonight for homework.) It's his very first attempt at a self-portrait. Hell, ANY portrait! I can not believe what an awesome job he did!!! I don't think I mentioned last week that he got a haircut, which is seriously the BEST haircut he's ever had. I don't know who likes it more, me or him. Anyway, he drew his new 'do perfectly!

I hardly slept last night, and I've been fighting to stay awake almost since I got home from the airport this morning, so I'm going to come back tomorrow to finish sharing about my wonderful trip. I don't think I'd be able to string together much that makes sense. Kinda like this drivel. I was just too excited about this portrait to not share it immediately.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Do you miss me yet?

I just returned from a wonderful day with Tiffany. After a morning full of fun, we came back to her condo so she and her husband could go visit her brother-in-law for a while. This gives me the perfect opportunity to check in again, and share what we've been up to today.

We actually managed to make it out of the house for breakfast today, even if it was 10:30. It's really a cryin' shame that Tiffany and I can't find anything to talk about -- NOT!!! We just can't shut up, which is why we missed breakfast yesterday! Anyway, she took me to this great little place called Wild Eggs. I had a delightful little Surfer Girl omelet (Fresh spinach, wild mushrooms, tomato, cream cheese and onion, topped with diced fresh avocado, pico de gallo, sour cream and fresh alfalfa sprouts) that came with a side of grits (yes, again!) and something called an Everything Muffin. The muffin is their house specialty, apparently, and man, was is good!! (A signature offering! Everything muffins are home-made with fabulous flavors: roasted garlic, onion, poppy seeds, sesame seeds, and kosher salt. It’s a true everything sensation since every flavor is baked through every bite - not just sprinkled on top!) Once again, as we were walking out, I realized I forgot to take a picture for you. But, that's ok, it would have only made you super jealous, plus you would have drooled on your keyboard, and nobody wants that.

After breakfast, we headed over to Churchill Downs. I had an awesome time! I really didn't know anything about horse racing up until now, and it was very educational. I had no idea how incredibly expensive it is to own and race horses. And, I had no idea that the winner of the Kentucky Derby walks away with $1.45 million!!!

From there, we headed over the the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory. Ok, first I have to tell you how stupid I am. Last night, while we were driving around, Tiffany and her husband were coming up with our itinerary for today, and Tiffany mentioned taking me to "the bat museum" a couple of times. Now, I immediately assumed she was talking about this kind of bat. She mentioned that the museum had a giant bat in front of it, so in my head, I'm picturing a giant bat hanging upside-down outside a building. When we talked about it again this morning, I still thought we were going to go see a museum dedicated to these icky little creatures, but really, I was totally up for it. Maybe it's because Halloween is around the corner. Whatever.

We pull up to the museum, and Tiffany says, "See, there's the giant bat." I'm looking, and looking, but don't see any sign of a giant bat. Until, it hits me. Oh my holy hell!! "OH! You mean a BAT!" There was a 5-story tall Louisville Slugger! I'm such a moron!!
I had such a great time at this museum! I really do enjoy watching baseball, and I've always been a Cubs fan. As a matter of fact, our tour guide, Matt, made a crack about the Cubs (something about the bats that aren't up to their production standards being sent to the Chicago Cubs) and I had to set him straight, right there in the middle of our tour! Smart-ass punk!

When you take a tour of the factory, they present you with a souvenir bat at the end, but they immediately tell you that if you take it to the Louisville airport, it must be in your checked luggage. Actually, Tiffany had already told me that, and she said there's a great big bin at the airport full of the bats that get confiscated. Anyway, she very generously offered to mail the bats back to my house for me, since I only brought a carry-on bag. Isn't she just too sweet? She also gave me her bat, so I can give one to Stud, and one to his dad. Nice, right?

I just realized I never came back last night to tell you about the rest of our evening. We ended up going to the play first, and then dinner. The play was called The Mystery of Irma Vep, and it was so freakin' hilarious!!! I can't remember the last time I laughed that much at a show. (Oh, wait...it was Stud's show over the summer during Drama Camp. But, I digress...) This hilarious play was done with only two actors, who between the two of them played all the main characters. In all seriousness, the thought that kept going through my head was that I could TOTALLY see Stud and his best friend putting on this exact show. It was exactly the kind of thing the both of them would love to do. I told Tiffany that I really wish it wasn't a 5 hour drive to Louisville, because I would LOVE to bring them both here to see it. Anyway, the show was awesome, and I'm so thankful to Tiffany and Ben for taking me.

After we left the theater, we went to The Cheesecake Factory for a very late dinner. Again, no photo, sorry. Dinner was great, but naturally, you can't go to The Cheesecake Factory without getting cheesecake! Duh! I had the most heavenly slice of Pumpkin Cheesecake for dessert. It was the perfect way to end the evening. By the time we left the restaurant, I could feel the food coma coming on, which is why I never came back last night to fill you in on the night.

I'm not quite sure what's on the agenda when Tiffany and Ben get back from the hospital. I assume we'll go to dinner, but it's going to be a much earlier evening than the last two since Tiffany has to work tomorrow. I love that, because of the time difference, I land in Chicago at the exact same time that I leave Louisville. Tee hee! I'll be home by lunch. Which is perfect, because then I can pick Stud up from school. I kinda sorta miss the little bugger. :(

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Just checkin' in...

Tiffany is making a quick visit to her brother-in-law at the hospital, so I figured it was a good time to check in with my peeps.

Tiffany picked me up at the airport yesterday, and whisked me straight to a funky, cool restaurant for dinner. I'm kicking myself for not whipping out the camera and taking some pictures for you (sorry, C!). My dinner was awesome! I had Gingersnap Crusted Cod (major YUM!) along with cheese grits and baked macaroni & cheese. Did I just hear you yell "Oh no she di-int!" Oh, hell yeah, I DID! And, damn, it was good!!

We sat and chatted, and chatted, and then chatted some more. Tiffany's poor husband called twice while we were chit-chatting. We finally left the restaurant and headed over to their condo. We then continued the gab-fest, this time with Ben joining in, until way past my bedtime!

This morning, Tiff and I picked right up where we left off, and managed to gab right through breakfast time. By the time we looked at a clock, it was time for lunch. Off to another awesome restaurant! Yay! We went to this great little Cuban place, and I had some most delicious ropas vieja, which was accompanied by delightful black beans and rice, along with some sweet, crispy fried plantains. Delicioso!!!

After lunch, Tiffany took me on a lovely little tour of some really pretty places in her area. She drove me past Churchill Downs. We may try to do the tour tomorrow. We also drove to the seminary that her husband attended, and took a ride around the grounds. The drive around was beautiful. The trees have started changing colors, and everything just looks so pretty.

When they get back from their hospital visit, we'll probably go to dinner, and then we're going to see a play. I don't even remember what it's called, but it's Halloween-related. I'm excited. I'll try to remember to take some pictures tonight!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

In about 15 hours...

...I'll be headed to Midway to wait for my flight to Kentucky. I'm off to see Tiffany and Ben! Sadly, she had a bit of trauma in her family today, so I hope everyone will say a prayer for her family. I'm not sure if I'll be posting while I'm there, but I'll be sure to share all the fun with you when I get back. Send out some positive energy into the universe for an incident-free flight, please!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Having a bad day?

Or, do you just need a great laugh to start off your weekend? Then, watch this. I just stole it from Vodka Mom. Thanks, VM!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Just a little teacher humor...

Thanks, Tiff, for letting me steal this right off your blog!! Hey, in less than 4 days, we'll be raisin' some hell together! Woo hoo!

Email of the Day

Men Are Just Happier People



NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.


EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.




THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!