"All children are gifted.
Some just open their presents later than others." ---unknown
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Reason #369 I hate my dog
Coming home to find this is what happened to the loaf of $4 Pepperidge Farm, Double Fiber, Whole Grain bread you bought the night before, that you were thinking about eating all day.
That's so funny that you would say that, clippy, because I WAS thankful that at least I didn't come home to piles of poop on top of the mess I already had to deal with!
Do you know what Destructive Diva did today? I am SOOOOOO flippin' mad I could scream.
I have this scarf I love.... it's little black pom poms covered in rabbit fur (yes, I know..... I should be ashamed) but it is BEAUTIFUL. I love it, it's gorgeous, soft, elegant and one of my favorite things.
Anyway, Diva ATE it today. I came home to find little black pom poms all around the house. It's DESTROYED.
I can't replace it because it came from the Atlanta Apparel Mart, which isn't open to the public (I got it through a friend - she had a daypass a few years ago).
I'll take a photograph of the CARNAGE and blog about it eventually, but I'm just SO upset. :-(
Coming home to find this is what happened to the loaf of $4 Pepperidge Farm, Double Fiber, Whole Grain bread you bought the night before, that you were thinking about eating all day.
oh-oh
ReplyDeleteand reason #370 could be what comes out of his OTHER end after all of that fibre.
look out
:-)
This is a very valid reason! I also fully agree with Clippy. He is going to be extremely "regular".
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny that you would say that, clippy, because I WAS thankful that at least I didn't come home to piles of poop on top of the mess I already had to deal with!
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe Buster was constipated and needed a little extra fiber. Give a dog a break!
ReplyDeleteI have lived this. Tall dogs are bad. They counter surf.
ReplyDeleteDo you know what Destructive Diva did today? I am SOOOOOO flippin' mad I could scream.
ReplyDeleteI have this scarf I love.... it's little black pom poms covered in rabbit fur (yes, I know..... I should be ashamed) but it is BEAUTIFUL. I love it, it's gorgeous, soft, elegant and one of my favorite things.
Anyway, Diva ATE it today. I came home to find little black pom poms all around the house. It's DESTROYED.
I can't replace it because it came from the Atlanta Apparel Mart, which isn't open to the public (I got it through a friend - she had a daypass a few years ago).
I'll take a photograph of the CARNAGE and blog about it eventually, but I'm just SO upset. :-(
Good thing I love that dog so much.... (sigh).