This is going to be a total BS post, because I'm sitting at the damn bar!! My brother had a minor crisis, and needed me to work tonight. Holy crap, I haven't worked here in well over a year and a half!! (My longtime Bloggy Buddies might remember those days well!) I don't even think I remember what the hell to do! We have nearly 60 martinis on our menu, and tonight is Martini Monday (all specialty martinis are $5. Come on down!) We also got brand new, fancy shmancy registers, with touch-screen computer thingys, and I really don't know how the hell to use them. I came here the day they were installed (about a year ago!) so I could be trained on them, but then I literally never looked at them again! Yikes!!!
I couldn't fail NaBloPoMo with only two days to go, so here I am. And, here I go! I'll try to come back later!
I'll take a cosmo please.
ReplyDeleteNo. miss. that is not correct.
Don't you know how to make a cosmo????
ok. I will have red wine then.
:)
One pomegranate martini please :)
ReplyDeleteI'll take a chocolate martini please. Oh wait, I got really sick on those last year in Jamaica. They were so good I couldn't stop drinking them.
ReplyDeleteShaken not stirred.
ReplyDeleteI wondered why you hadn't mentioned the bar in a long time.
Good luck with that then.
;-)
You'd be fine with me, I'm a beer girl!
ReplyDeleteSuz- you are seriously one of the funniest people I know!! You crack my ass up! I did have to make a cosmo tonight, btw. Surprisingly, no complaints!
ReplyDeleteM-I seriously make one hell of a pomegranate martini! I'd love to make you one some day!
POd- Chocolate seemed to be the martini of choice tonight. I think I made about 10 of them. Yummy!
Clippy-It wasn't as bad as I thought. I guess it's kinda like riding a bike...you never really forget. I actually had a great time, and now I kinda miss those "good ol' days."
Sarahf-Now THAT'S my kind of order!
i'll have whatever she's having. who? SHE. any female sittin at the bar! lmao
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